Crowbar, missing teeth, and Heaven

What do all of the above things have in common you might ask? Well, they are all related to my first week living in Brattleboro, VT. After living the going-ons of today and the previous 5 days I am sure that without a doubt, that you will undoubtedly be seeing a lot more quotes and random seemingly cryptic words on this here blog but do not fret I will do my utmost to describe everything. I can't say that I completely have my bearings, yet but I have done/witnessed/experienced enough to know that this place is amusing beyond what was to be expected.

1) Crowbar-
My roommate's FB status from Tuesday:
Already used to the townies. Walking home last night, had to step over an infant happily in the middle of the sidewalk outside a bar. Five minutes later: Bailey - "Hey was that baby playing with a crowbar?" Me- "Yes."


2) Missing teeth-
Summary of a conversation after a little jaunt to the laundromat (a historically fun place for me) where a local initiated conversation with me and I was unable to understand her and then finally realized she was missing her front teeth:
"Yea, WHY IS it that nobody in this town has teeth?!? I DON'T get it." -C
"Maybe there isn't flouride in the water? Remind me to look that up."- me
"Yea, but flouride in the water is NOT what makes people's teeth stay intact." -C
"Yea, I give up... I'm just worried for the children. I hope their toothless parents give them toothbrushes because the future is depending on it." - me


3) Heaven -


I finally had time to go here.... yummmm. Feel free to send me food donations.

I <3 VT

As soon as I get my camera back (hopefully), these posts will become THAT much more exciting!!!